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I just gave a goblin an accidental handjob in D&D I’m so
For anyone curious, I tried to rip his dick off and then botched my roll. Now our caravan won’t stop calling me the “Hand of Mercy”
I was indeed curious how that happened.
Something like this once happened in a Shadowrun game I was in. We were using some uh… enhanced interrogation techniques, and our mage lady grabs our man by the balls and squeezes. Rolls to intimidate… glitch. The guy liked it. Oddly enough, she kinda did, too. What started out as a gruesome tale of torture ended up as a brief sexual liaison where we got the information we needed, and the mage gave the NPC her number and became a contact for her.
The girl playing the mage was kind of awesome about seizing the moment when it came to playing her character as a depraved motherfucker. This was the same character that accidentally killed a junkie with AOE damage in a back alley fight, then made her peace with killing an innocent bystander by taking a hit of his crack pipe.
Starbound has taken over this house. Both Kat and and I are hopelessly addicted.
Right now Kat has trapped an npc in a stone trap Casque of Amontillado style. The guy got into her house and kept saying “defy all gods”.
I am currently under siege by penguins that are way above my tech level.
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